Upgrade Your Home By Installing Gutter Covers and Awnings
The telephone purred. I answered. It was Carl again. Carl calls quite a bit. Somebody should plunder that dude's telephone. He says "Hail." He says that then he says nothing else. With Carl a pattern has developed.
We-Carl, I, others-live in a close-knit row of homes. Everyone knows one another and Carl holds that this communion, this accidental nearness is consent to take control of communication like Carl is the friendliest Napoleon in history.
Quickly I asking why he had called. He asks me to stop by so I could see it for myself. Subterfuge bounces off him like a trampoline. I went to Carl's home
His house is about as obnoxious as the man himself. For example: his lawn always displays seasonal decorations. It's spring now and so what is on display? A large, inflatable groundhog. Gaudy, swaying, it greets me as I approach his front door. The best neighbor ever opens the front door before I can ring the doorbell. He has a large smirk. He leads me by my elbow towards the front lawn. He looks up. I do too. We're both looking up. The light is bright but my immediate future is not.
"Can you see that?" he asks. No. "I installed a gutter cover." Wonderful. I respond, barely hiding my sarcasm. "I love it". He tells me the cover stops debris from clogging everything, which reduces how often I have to clean it." And he, for once, had something worthwhile.
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